April 2011
3 posts
1 tag
midnight dinner
hummus and pretzel slims, some extremely strong vodka concoction, crying to the dixie chicks cover of landslide
March 2011
4 posts
1 tag
i just got twitter again
if you want me to attend your classes
don’t be so fucking boring.
also don’t have class on the first 80 degree day of the year.
January 2011
6 posts
fuck you
FAFSA, job market, electric company, lack of internet in my apartment, school on the only sunny day this week, lack of groceries in my apartment, inability to pay for anything, lost hours at work, etc
October 2010
26 posts
Today’s birthday (Oct. 26): You get swept into a fabulous adventure in November. In December, you will use your keen intellect to solve a problem that faces your team at work. February brings a personal breakthrough, and you’ll establish new healthful habits. Family additions come in June. Sagittarius and Virgo people adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 5, 2, 3, 15 and 33.
TEXTBOOK: TINK, FIREFLY FROM HELL →
“you look like a hot tinkerbell”
textbook:
Everybody knows Tink, she’s the loveable, somewhat sarcastic and overall bitchy fairy from Peter Pan. Like most people unable to express themselves, Tink becomes wildly jealous when Peter starts paying Wendy attention. Shocking. Anyway, she also is the one who allows Peter and his cronies to…
“You know what sucks? Talking to people I don’t want to bone”
– (via fuckyeahalbuquerque)
“We did cocaine on the set of ‘Empire’, in the ice planet”
– Carrie Fisher
How To Make Peanut Butter and Jelly on your Period
thefrenemy:
Go to kitchen. Adorn yourself in an eight-year-old shirt covered in marinara sauce stains and paint splatter. Sweatpants or no pants required. Wolf down three fun-sized Snickers, a handful of baked chips, and four glasses of lemonade. Open the bread basket, grab loaf of bread. Notice that it is not your favorite Whole-Wheat Carb Lite 46 Grain Bread. Throw bread at...
September 2010
50 posts
